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Clitoris
Clitoris: (n) a small sensitive and erectile part of the female genitals Honestly, I think Webster should have defined “clitoris” as “women’s intuition.” For years we have touted that the female of...
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Concession
Concession: (n) something that is granted A few obvious but still needfully shared concessions: I am not nearly as smart as I think, nor even as you project. I am not a stud. I don’t know a stud. What...
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Contentious
Contentious: (adj) containing argument or strife There is no human being who is mature enough to recognize differences with another human being without setting up the arena for disagreement and...
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Corpus Christi
Corpus Christi: (n) the body of Christ I suppose they thought it was extremely clever, to manufacture a rubber bodysuit—bruised, beaten and bloodied. When they made the movie, “The Passion of the...
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Counterculture
Counterculture: (n) the culture and lifestyle of those people who reject or oppose the dominant values and behavior of society. Take any thirty years. Yes—look back in your history book and isolate...
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Cry
Cry: (v) to weep or shed tears Sometimes we grumble that nothing is getting better. It may seem that the surrounding world is out of control and we are stuck moving at about 30 miles per hour. So it is...
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Curlers
Curler: (n) rollers on which locks of hair are wound or clamped for For most of my adult life, I have toured with women. There are worse jobs. I suppose at a later time, I can go into detail about the...
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Cute
Cute: (adj) attractive, appealing and delightful There are many foolish things a man can do—like trying to shave while driving down the highway. But perhaps chief among the ridiculous is espousing a...
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Dare
Dare: (v) to have the boldness to try; venture; hazard I dare you to love an asshole. Big talker you are. Bet’cha can’t pull it off. You’ll peer around the room at everyone, desperately looking for...
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Debauchery
Debauchery: (n) excessive indulgence in sensual pleasures; intemperance. I sit here just a little bit grumpy because unless I exaggerate—or even worse, lie—I cannot give you a great story about my...
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